cascaded-emotions

Realistic laws that Newton forgot to state:

• LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues , the one you left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

• LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

• LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

• LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool , when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

• LAW OF ALIBI: If you tell your boss that you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

• BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

• LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you do not want to be seen with.

• LAW OF RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine wont work, it will.

• LAW OF BIO-MECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

• THEATER RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.