cascaded-emotions

*H**ere is the reason. Why Newton Committed*
*Suicide.....*

*Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had
his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in
physics
were just *
*a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.*

*In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent
that he *
*went paranoid. Here are a few scenes*

* 1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to*
*the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the*
*fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's*
*surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor
along with it and he is cured! Long *
* Live Rajanikanth!*

* 2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.*
* Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
*

* Guess, what he does?*

* He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet
towards the *
* knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the
gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the
middle
*
* one.*

* 3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth*
*has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not
even in*
*your remotest*

*imaginations.*

* He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the*
*gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his*
*revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet
compartment and*
*fires his gun.*

*Bang... the gangster dies....*

*This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken
and *
* decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one
last time, *
* and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of
physics. The*
* whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world
hasn't *
* changed. Oops, not so fast!*

* The 'climax' finally arrives. *
* Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a
very*
* high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like
one of *
* those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.*
* Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the
climax. *

*(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)*

* Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. *
* He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above
the*
*height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger
of the*
*first gun in air.*
* The first gun fires off and the villain is dead. *

*Newton commits suicide... *
**

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